Suspect Letter from Suspicious Source

Recipient: Subject 14C106, Elija Cortez
Sender: Clifford Julian "CJ" Valis AKA "Huggo", employee, Age: 28
Date of receipt: 5-13-2014

Transcript

Outer document, handwritten on yellow legal paper:

Boss:

You said to forward any business materials. This looked like junk mail, but you said to send everything, and let you call the shots. Please get back to me ASAP, and let me know what to do about it.

-Huggo

Enclosed document on LargessCorp letterhead, ultrawhite heavyweight paper:

Dear Mr. Cortez,

Are you currently interested in growing your business’s profits? Is the future of your stagnating business keeping you up? What if I told you, you could grow your business with as little as thirty minutes of extra work a day, or even just twenty? I’m here to tell you, it’s true: we at the Largess Corporation are offering a class which will help you grow your business one hundred percent.

In today’s economy, the burden of being an employer can be heavy. The current business climate sees a lot fewer gains than losses. At the Largess Corporation, we know what you’re up against. If you want to turn your business around, remember this acronym: A.L.K.N. It stands for: Always Looking for Knowledge and Networking; and it’s the hottest business advice you’ll hear this season, from the West Coast to the Eastside.

It means, f course, means you should never stop learning or meeting new people—and this one, six week course will show you how and where to do something so essential.

The only thing we’ll need is your credit card information, with permission to authorize. Get back to us soon, because there’s no limit to the amount of growth your business could experience: both external and internal. For a loyalty discount, mention this promotion!

Flagged: Subject 14C106 is known criminal. CJ Valis is known criminal. Enclosed letter does not meet with usual standards of writing found in large marketing firms / LargessCorp owned by Brickwork Holdings, CEO: Elija Cortez.

Analysis:

Profits up twenty percent (break) Heavy losses against ALKN Eastside (break) Essential (break) Authorize internal promotion.

Note: ALKN probably Almighty Latin King Nation, Eastside: Chicago chapter of large Hispanic gang